isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

That is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

(via caraphatash)

3 weeks ago | 328894 notes |

thexth:

trashholmes:

john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like

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john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”

(via my-flourish-and-blotts)

3 weeks ago | 23564 notes |

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

(Source: amypoehler, via joabuffy)

3 weeks ago | 541664 notes |

ashotatthenight:

Brandon Flowers → Through the ages

(via ashotatthenight)

3 weeks ago | 3029 notes |

trainquilize:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

HOLY FUCK THIS

(via lasagnanipples)

3 weeks ago | 543932 notes |

literalirony:

potterhead-bamf:

unstable-dreams:

#’Please. I grew up with Sirius - you had to know you’d need to be more creative than just trying to GRAB it.’

 so much bitch please

How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?

(via mystiqux)

4 weeks ago | 213528 notes |

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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all right, you’ve convinced me. 

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via twosidesofthesamepie)

4 weeks ago | 276810 notes |

paravic:

2/50  fav photos of Josh Franceschi (being a cutie)

(via 5-seconds-of-punk)

4 weeks ago | 2280 notes |

dean-and-his-gay-thing:

darnstockholm:

barackfuckingobama:

heathyr:

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 #DISHONOR ON YOUR SIDEBURNS

IM DYING

(via dalek-table)

4 weeks ago | 146327 notes |

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(via tinychatting)

4 weeks ago | 418352 notes |